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09 February 2006

Kanye West is the new Michael Jackson

I'd like to thank the academy....

For indulding in all my sick twisted celeb fantasies last night. Kanye West was a sight to behold-- from the Scarface meets Rico Suave suit that showed all the taco meat on his chest, the gloves minus rhinestones, to the blatant "thank you note" he whipped out on stage. I loved it. The performance w/ Jamie Foxx was a little "whatthefuck-ish?"..well moreso the outfits, but it was cute. I liked the little "Broke Phi Broke" skit..Typical Kanyeester...

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Chappelle- I'm happy to see him back in the spotlight..He looked alright..Suit was kinda funny looking on him though. All he has to do is blink and I'm laughing..

Fantasia- No fucking comment *stern face*
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Kelly Clarkson- Fugly. Humble? She should be.

Destiny's Chirrins- Who the fuck did that to Michelle's hair? Channeling 80's sober Whitney Houston are we Michelle?--lets not.

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Mariah Carey- Performance started off pretty fucked up, but ended with a soul stirring gospel "Hey i'm black just like you" finish...

Paul McCartney- Uhhh...

Sly and the Family Stone- Uhh...

Mary & Bono- Mary killed it though I didn't care too much for the song..

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Impromptu Stevie & Alicia duet- Meh....Alicia looked nice though. Dropped some weight. Gal' looks good...Now if she could only stop acting "mannish"

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Ciara- She looked cute in the dress, but quite uncomfortable. Penile slippage?--we'll never know..

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Gwen Stefani- aww...Preggers and all. But between me and you Gwen, leave the sheet on the mattress when you get out of bed..

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Jay-Z- Why didn't you say anything? You just let Linkin Park kiss your whole asshole while you stood there..Not cool!

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Comments on "Kanye West is the new Michael Jackson"

 

Blogger Mrs A. said ... (12:56 PM) : 

my sediments exactly....lol

 

Blogger The Sarccastik Variable Why said ... (1:56 PM) : 

i think alicia used to be a tomboy...and now she's trying to turn into a flower....not bad..she still fine though....i don't know what kanye (i thought he was going to breakdance) and sly was thinking (there had to be mirrors in his house, if not he needs them)....good post

 

Blogger Shawn said ... (10:07 PM) : 

I see somebody is feeling better! Glad to see you up to your old smart azz ways (smile).

 

Blogger "N" Search of Ecstasy said ... (10:54 PM) : 

Kanye is so sickening sometimes!!!

Mary & Bono- I did not care for that performance AT ALL!!!

 

Blogger Charles X said ... (7:57 AM) : 

alicia DID look good...just sounded a mess

 

Blogger Supa said ... (11:46 AM) : 

Cracking the fuck up at this entire post!!

 

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