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11 April 2006

Lets get together..

And have a CELEBRITY BASH! Ok, I don't get entirely sick of celebs. Just a few things that made me mutter a "WTF?!"

1. Oliva
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Cute girl, nice face, sweet song, SO LONG! Wake me after 15 minutes..This girl has got the personality of a rock. What happened to all this shit talking you were doing pre-GUnit on "Bizzounce"?!? (love that song btw). She makes Mya look like Paris Hilton and Ashanti like Tina Turner. Pa.the.tic.

2. Naima Mora (ANTM Cycle 4 Winner)
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No words. Ok weeellll maybe a few brief harsh ones. "A model is supposed to be on top of her game at ALL times" -Tyra Banks. So why does Naima look like she been more rock bottom than Whitney Houston on a Saturday night. Seriously if it wasn't for the porkchop sideburns screaming "WAX ME!!!", I wouldn't have been able to tell where she ends and the sand begins. All pale and sickly and flabby looking. Yeesh! Gyal ya neeta fix up, look sharp!

3.Remy Mother
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Angel La over at Concreteloop had me on the flo' with the Rick James comparison. Now you all know how I feel about Remy Mother. This is just a travesty of fashion and all that I cannot and WILL not stand for. Are her stylists smoking rock or are they just too scared to speak up and steer her in the right direction? Goddamn she looks a straight mickey-fickin ignant ass mess. I just realized something the other day while listening to "Conceited"... LINE PLEASE!!

"And I look too gooood to be having kids.."

But wait...she has a 5 year old son right??? Yea she does...

*puzzled look and awkward silence*

That's enough for the day kids. Wash ya faces and hands. More peanut butter and fukkery to come... PEACE.




Comments on "Lets get together.."

 

Blogger Tenacious said ... (12:54 AM) : 

Remy gives hope to all those ugly women out there who think they are fine....

Olivia..**yawn** Doesn't she look boring?! She looks like the type of person that you'd be in the car with on a road trip and the car is silent as a mutha b/c she doesn't have anything to say how does Fiddy put up with her? I loved her in the Bizzounce days...She looked better and had a little more spark to her....Please lay off the self-tanner please!! That Jergens Bronzer aint for everyone!!!

Naima...I'm mad I logged in to vote her for fav of the week...*dead* at illustration..Do she just not care...maybe she's having a pre-mid life crisis or something.....

 

Blogger Charles X said ... (12:09 AM) : 

remy mother is a hot drag queen, dont hate! and i love the OMGWEHATEYOUOPREE below...LMAO!

 

Blogger JerseyTjej said ... (10:57 AM) : 

Oh, My, God!
WTF was she thinking and Who is her stylist. Poor Rick! He must be turning cartwheels...its a sad day in the neighborhood!

 

Blogger "N" Search of Ecstasy said ... (6:46 PM) : 

LMAO @ Naima Mora. That is so fucked up! LOL

Remy Ma is thru dealing.

 

Blogger Fresh said ... (6:45 PM) : 

ROFLMAO @ Naima droppin turds

 

Blogger ambboogie said ... (2:41 AM) : 

She got a kid foreal?

oh hell nawl!

 

Blogger Georgiapeach said ... (5:33 PM) : 

Hillarius!

 

Blogger Takeitoutside said ... (1:15 PM) : 

yea she has a kid@ ambboogie..Click "yea she does" to see the article..

I'm a hater @ CharlesX- THATS WHAT I DO AHAHAHAHAHA :)

 

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