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19 September 2006

The Chronicles of Whornia


I'm a day late and YOUTUBE took down the video, buuut so what...Let the fukkery ensue. Let's get it poppin!!


Looks like Carmen Bryan (Nas' baby momma) is following in the hoofprints of Karrine "Superhoe" Stephans with a tell all book and interview with XXL Magazine about her 10 year relationship with Nas and subsequent affair(s) with Jay-Z & Allen Iverson. Honestly, (all NaS stanism aside) I think bitch is a retard. Seriously, what self respecting harlot would wear a hat that large. Memphis Bleek donating to the needy now? Or maybe she just thought it would make her head look larger, thus fooling the public into thinking that under that enormous cap lies the crome dome of a genius. Ah, such a clever twatch..Bitch please, i'm not fooled. If you (yes you-the reader) are fooled that means your as stoopid as our new favorite celebriwhore and means you most likely didn't understand anything i've typed thus far. Therfore, I'll sum up the interview/situation with a few word fragments for ya dumb ass:

Nas ZzzzzZZZ boooooOOring
Carmen whore
Jay-Z whore
Camels large penis'
Allen Iverson whore
Breakfis in bed
Carmen still whore. Poor Destiny
Jay-Z, Nas maaaaaaad :<
Ether :)
Jay-Z retire :(
Chanclatas
Fin.

And there you have it folks. Feels good to be back in the blogosphere. I dumb down my post and double my traffic! Ya hear that chirrens?, anyone can be as clever as celebriwhores. Bert and Ernie ain't got shit on them!!!






Comments on "The Chronicles of Whornia"

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (9:19 PM) : 

i'm sick of these hoes whining like someone forced them into those groupie affairs. stfu and get a job. how did superhoe's book get published anyways.

 

Blogger Tenacious said ... (9:39 PM) : 

**hugs**

Glad to have you back

And I DIED at the cover LOL, that Remy picture is CLASSIC lookin like one of those black porn stars on the cover of Black Booty VII

 

Anonymous Mr Knox said ... (12:09 PM) : 

Came to check out your page and let you know I am one of your loyal followers. Love the way you express your thoughts. Keep em' coming...Mr Knox.

 

Blogger Takeitoutside said ... (9:07 PM) : 

Thank you!! I'm trying to be as consistent as possible for yall..lol. And Superhoe got her book published thru Dame Dash. I think she slept w/the entire Rocafella team and some bench warmers as well..lol

 

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